I guess I should start at the beginning and spell things out to you in an orderly and composed fashion. Sorry, that's not how it's going to be.
It's a hard task deciding where I should begin this lugubriously happy tale, for it is a tale of high adventure ( yeah, you wish!), creatures of the night (interesting), masterbation (perv!!!!), and of course cigarette ash (?).
I know how to start!
Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea by Jules Verne, was the title of the first and last book my father ever read to me. I was ten years old and Dad had just finished night shift work. I have to make a minor correction. You see Dad didn't actually read the book to me. In Fact he only got as far as the beginning of the chapter one paragraph one, then he promply snuffed it!
Christ I've had a busy day, I'll tell you the rest tomorrow, that's if you can stand the excitement of course! TTFN.
